batao aurat ki choot kahan hoti hai
Aik Banda jo biwi k saath susral me oper ki manzil per rehta thaa, subah
office jate huse begum ne farmaish ki k shaam ko office se aate hue machli
(Fish) lete aana bara ji chah raha hai machli khane ka.
sham ko jab banda lota to main gate per saasu ji (mother in law) khari thi
pas se guzarte hi machli ki boo se samajh gai damad ji (son in Law) machli
laya hai or keh dia beta mere liye machli lae ho lao mujhe dedo,
Damad: Nahin ye machli aap k liye nahin balke aap ki beti k liye hai,
Saas: acha agar mere sawal ka jawab dedo to machli le jao warna machli
meri.
Banda: Theek hai pochen kia pochna hai.
Saas: acha batao aurat ki choot kahan hoti hai ?
Banda: Jhat se bola aage.
Saas: foran ghori bani or peche se dekhake boli ghalt peche, lao machli.
Bande ne biwi se bhoolane k bahana kar k agle din lane ka wada kar liya
Agle din Banda jese hi office se machli le kar ghar k gate per pohancha age
saas khari thi machli ki boo pehchnte hue boli lao mere sawal ka sahi jawab
do warna aaj phir machli meri.
Banda: phat se bola aurat ko choot peche hoti hai.
Saas: foran kapre utar kar aage se dikhate hue boli, dekho choot aage hai
tum aaj phir har gae or machli cheen li.
Banda: na chahte hue bhi machli dekar jese hi begum ki paas pohancha
begum naraz hote lehje se boli aap aaj bhi machli nahin lae ?
Banda: Begum tumhari ma ki choot aik jaga tike to machli laooooon.
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