Baqar apni konion pe utth kar mere haath mein apna lund dekhte huey bole, 'Ali Jaan, yeh bahot jald teri behen ki chuut mein jaaeyga ab.' Main ne shikayat ki, 'Aap meri behen ka mujhe hee bolte hain?' to voh bole, 'Arre Chanda, to aur kaunsi patakha larrki hai mere aas paas jis ka boluun? Vohi mast cheez meri aankhon mein samaee huee hai. Uus ke chehre aur badan se saaf lagta hai ke voh chudaee mein mazzah lena aur dena jaanti hai. Jaanein kaise uus ka chuutiya shohar uus se larr liya? Uus ki kaali aankhon mein uus ki chuut ka rasela paani phirta hai, aur uus ke jism se uus ki garmi ki bhaanp aati hai. Haaey Alijaan, kya zaalim cheez hai teri behen!'
Baqar Bhai ki gandi baatein suun kar meri lulli bhi kharri ho gaee thi. Main ab apna haath uun ke gore lund pe uupar se neeche tak masalne lagga tha. Phir voh bole, 'Dekh Ali, kissi aur ka lund hota na yeh? To tere haath mein abhi tak jharr gaya hota. Lekin yeh khaandani cheez hai, aurat ko do teen daffa la kar hee dum leta hai'. Mera uulta haath duukhne lagga to main ne Baqar ka lund seedhe haath se masalna shuru kiya. Kuuchh deir voh mere haath ka mazzah lete rahe, phir bole, 'Ali, teri Bilquis Baji tere saamne apne bachhe ko duudh to pilati hogi, na?' Main: 'Haan. Pilati hain Baji Zain ko duudh'. Baqar: 'Puura bahar nikalti hai apni chhati?' Main: 'Ji. Aik duudh nikaalti hain. Bachha uus ka duudh pi leta hai to uus ko bra mein le leti hain, phir duusra nikaalti hain.' Baqar mere haath ko pakar kar apne lund par tezi se uupar neeche karne lagge. Baqar: 'Barre barre hain na teri Baji ke duudh?' Main: 'Haan, kaafi barre hain.' Baqar: 'To dekhna Ali, teri behen ki main dono chhatiyan nangi karuunga tere room mein, aur chusuunga. Phir choduunga uus ko'. Itne mein uupar se meri Ammi ki mujhe pukaarne ki aawaaz aaee. Main jhatt se Baqar Bhai se alag ho gaya aur zameen par apni chappal dekhne lagga. Baqar haanpti huee saans mein bole, 'Ali jaa kar Bilquis se puuchh ke kuuchh deir baad main aauun uus se milne?' Mera dar ke maare dil dharrakne lagga, 'Abhi?' main ne chaunk kar puuchha. Baqar Bhai apne lund ko muutthi mein le kar hilate huey bole, 'Dar mut, kuuchh nahin hoga. Buss tu apni Baji ko bol Baqar milna chahta hai.'
Ammi ko jawaab de kar main apne room mein aaya to Baji mere writing table pe koee kitaab parh rahi thin. Main bathroom se aaya aur apne bed mein ghuss gaya. Phir Baji bhi sone ki tayyari karne lagin. Jub uunhon ne room ki light bund kar ke nightlight on kar din, to main bol parra: 'Baji, Baqar puuchh rahe thay ke voh aap se milne aaey?' Mujhe aisa lagga ke Baji slow motion mein meri taraf murrin. Uun ki khamoshi se main sahem gaya, aur apni chaadar sar pe le li. Kuuchh deir baad voh apne bistar par ja kar lait gaeen. Raat ko sone se pehle Bilquis Baji apni brassiere nikaal kar takiye ke neeche rakh deti thin. Mujhe aavaaz aaee kapron ki, to main samajh gaya ke uunhon ne bra utaar kar apni chhatiyon ko aazad kar diya hai. Kuuch deir room mein khamoshi rahi. Phir mujhe lagga ke Baji apna bistar chhorr kar ki balcony mein challi gaee hain.
Jub Baji kaafi deir tak andar nahin lautin, to main balcony ke taraf gaya. Road ki neeli raushni mein mujhe Baji sufaid kurta pajama mein kharri nazar aaeen. Voh duur andhere ko dekh rahi thin. Main ne khaansa, aur uun ke paas jaa kar kharra ho gaya. 'Neend nahin aa rahi hai, Baji?' main ne puuchha. Voh kuuch deir baad dheemi aavaaz mein bolin: 'Baqar ko kya ho gaya hai? Uus ko aisa nahin chahna chahiye'.
Main ne uun ke chehre ko dekha to Baqar ki baat yaad aaee, ke uun ki mast aankhon mein uun ki chuut ka rasila paani phirta hai. Baji ke baddan ko dekha to Baqar ki duusri baat yaad aaee, ke uun ki body se uun ki garmi ki bhaanp aati hai. Baji ki barri barri aankhein nasheli huee thin, aur voh aadhi bund si ho rahi thin. Uun ke hont zabaan pherne se geele thay aur light mein chamak rahe thay. Patle kurte ke andar uun ki jaandar chahtiyan nangi thin aur uun ki har saans ke saath uuthti baithti thin. Uun ke nipples sakht ho kar apni nokon se kurte ko utthaey huey thay.
Main: 'Baji, aik baat kahuun?' Baji: 'Kaho?' Main: 'Baqar ko aane dein na yahan?' Baji: 'Kyun?' Main: 'Voh bahot mazze ke aadmi hain, aur aap ko bahot chahte hain, Baji. Uun se dosti karlo. Aap ka ji behla rahega. Iss room mein aap dono mil sakte hain, aur kissi ko pata bhi nahin chalega.' Baji: 'Voh mujh se 8 saal chhota hai.' Main: 'To kya hua, Baji, koee aap ko shadi thhora hee karna hai uus se?' Meri iss baat pe Baji ko hunsi aa gaee. Kehne lagin: 'Tu uus ka chamcha hai kya?' Main ne kuuch jawaab nahin diya aur Baji ki kamar mein haath daal diya, aur uun ke kaan mein bola: 'Bula luun? Jaag rahe honge.' Baji kuuch deir apni barri aankhon se mujhe dekhti rahin, phir bolin: 'Uus ko bol mujhe maluum karna hai voh kyun milna chahta hai mujhe se.' Main jaane lagga to Baji bolin: 'Khayal rakhna, koee dekh na le'.
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