Subha aankh khulli to Baji mujhe hilla hilla kar uttha rahi thin. Voh hunste huey bol rahi thin: 'Arre uttho bhi, Ali! Kya din bhar sote rahoge?' Baji ko dekh kar main hairaan reh gaya. Dubai se aane ke baad voh pehli daffa khush huee nazar aa rahi thin. Uunhon ne naha dho kar neele rung ki kameez shalvar pehni huee thin. Uun ke duudh, jinhein Baqar Bhai ne raat bahot masla tha, apni brassiere mein tanne huey thay, aur uun ke gaal aur gardan par Baqar Bhai ke daant aur chummiyon ke nishaan thay. Main ne baith kar uun ke dono haath pakar liye aur uun ko apni taraf kheench liya. 'Kya baat hai, Baji,' main ne shararat se puuchha, 'Aaj itni khilli huee kyun hain?'
Baji ne muskurate huey apne haath chhorra liye, aur mere pajame pe meri manni ke dhabbon ki taraf isharah karte huey bolin: 'Jaa kar isse badal lo, jaanein kahan se itne daagh lagga aaey ho!' . Hum dono hunsne lagge.
Voh jaane laggin to main ne puuchha: 'Aaj raat bhi bula luun uun ko?' Voh ruuk gaeen, mujhe muur kar dekhin, aur dheemi aawaaz mein bolin: 'Kaisa chamcha hai tu uss ka!' Main ne israar kiya: 'Bolo na Baji?' To voh muuskura kar bolin: 'Teri marzi,' aur room se bahar chali gaeen.
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